Posted on January 11, 2013 by mylifeofcrime
Police make arrest in ‘cell phone bandit’ case
‘Cell-phone bandit’ suspect denied bond
‘Cell phone bandit’ suspect put on hold
‘Cell Phone Bandit’ Pleads Guilty
‘Cell Phone Bandit’ Gets 12 Years
Cell-Phone Bandit: 12 Years Prison
World’s most infamous bank robbers: Candice Rose Martinez
The Cell Phone Bandit
Pretty Bad Girls: The Cell Phone Bandit
Name: CANDICE ROSE MARTINEZ
Release Date: 07-04-2016
Location: HAZELTON USPU.S. PENITENTIARY
1640 SKY VIEW DRIVE
BRUCETON MILLS, WV 26525
E-mail address2: HAZ/EXECASSISTANT@BOP.GOV
Name: DAVE CHATRAM WILLIAMS
Location: PETERSBURG FCI
FCI PETERSBURG LOW
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
1100 RIVER ROAD
HOPEWELL, VA 23860
E-mail address2: PET/EXECASSISTANT@BOP.GOV
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Posted on January 25, 2009 by mylifeofcrime
OK, this is NOT a serious post. I accidentally ran across this today while looking for other things. And I have never laughed so hard! If you have any to add, please do! You know, many of us have family, friends or other loved ones in prison at some point. Yes, it happens. Here are some lines (mostly to wives or girlfriends) that have been said by a convict or two:
I love you
I wanna marry you
We will always be together
We have so much in common
I am different from other dudes
My ex cheated, I didn’t cheat
I am real I don’t lie
I am never comming back to jail
Baby u the only one for me
I don’t have no family
When I get out we gonna ball “be so happy”
You so beautiful gurl
I would fight for u
Without you I’m nothing
Your letters keep me strong
Send me pics…I won’t show them to anyone
I’m doing bad nobody sending me money
You the only woman on my visit list
I won’t ever hit u
I don’t have long before I get out
I was framed, I’m working on appeal
You understand me but my ex didn’t
You are the only one who has written.
You are my whole world
I need you!
You are so beautiful!
I am a new man
I never thought I’d ever find happiness again!
I have no visitors, and you are my best friend.
When I get home it’s just us, I love you and I wish I never messed things up between us
I have a list of things to do whenI get home… a lot has to change….
I only ran from the police to get to you.
I’m not using in here
I need more money so I can keep on writing you.
I don’t need help I don’t have to problem.
Everyone says they are innocent but I really am.
I’ve actually learned from all my mistakes, I’ll never make them again
I’ve never asked anyone for help.
I’ve never known a woman like you.
You are the only one I can trust and count on.
God sent you to me.
I never planned on having real feelings for anyone.
You’re my best friend and my only love.
I write other women, but it is for them not for me. You’re the only one for me.
I’ve said I love you before, but never meant it.
I’m not a player, I would never do that.
I’m not like every other man in prison.
I have found Jesus!
I don’t care what you do on the outside, just don’t tell me.
I’m getting too old for this, I’m done, I’m never coming back here again.
When I come home I’m staying my butt in the house.
I’m going to listen to everything you say.
We are ging to go so many places and have so much fun.
Everywhere I go I’m taking you with me.
When I get out it’s all about me and you.
Who? that woman who was visiting me .. Oh that is my friend..
You’re my heart
I was so lost and alone till I met you
Baby, I can’t help it if they write me..
Baby, you are all I want with my freedom..
Of course I will get a real job.
We can live in a box, as long as we are together…
You’re the only woman I want, she was just driving me to get beer.
Baby, it’s always been just you, even when I was running with the other gals you know I was just using them for the drugs don’t you?
u should get my name tatted on you.
I couldnt let a homie down
u better not be talking to no guys!
I’m ready to settle down
What did I do to deserve you
And this one is a little, well, dark, but I am sorry, it made me laugh:
It feels so good to love again. You’re like the little sister I wish I’d never killed.
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